one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 12, 2009

moisture whoopti-doo

Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds

Let's take the watersleds over them moisture whoopti-doos, eh?

by Groovintunes April 8, 2011

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.

Omg it's that playground moisturizer person.

by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019

moisture mask

Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.

ahhh man, i was going down on this one girl and she gave me the gnarliest moisture mask!

by mitchbitch69 September 1, 2016