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The enemy of urban dictionary. Urban dictionary will find all these useless fucks with no friends
Urban Dictionary-(we hate all you Modern Dictionary fucks go eat shit
by Definetly not a nigger August 19, 2016
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Modern Mayhem

The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.
The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.
by Fig boy December 8, 2020
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Modern Slavery

A salary that isn't enough to buy the necessities of life.
That company pays their CEO and executives big bucks, but us hard workers are living in modern slavery.
by spnchick May 25, 2018
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Modern Warfail

When IW decides to turn its back on the PC community that have supported the franchise since the start and remove dedicated servers, cap the game at 9v9, no mod support, no console. Complete and utter disrespect for the PC.
I relly love playing against 4-8 year olds on IWNET and listening to their vulgar and racist comments on why they should have won. I'm so glad I'm waiting in a lobby with other players waiting to start a game and not playing on my favourite servers

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by jm12369 November 10, 2009
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Modern Punk

A modern punk is someone in today's world who holds traditional punk mentalities such as being anti-establishment, following DIY ethic, or anti-capitalist. Modern punks generally dress in a manner that is alternative or directly opposed to contemporary fashion or trends. Pop-punk is not modern punk, because it is made to be popular; and nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Sure, we modern punks have got that old punk spirit; but if the hardcore punks of the mid-80's got in a time machine and traveled to the year 2009, they'd kick the living shit out of us.
by Modern Punk October 7, 2009
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modern art

Anything a baby could do put on a canvas and hanged on a museum's wall. Or if you're into sculptures, any random object placed on a white podium, in a dark room, with a solitary light shining upon it.
I wonder who would pay more for a random piece of garbage...a modern art museum or ebay?
by kevthegreat55 October 23, 2005
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