Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

mass-debate

masterbationin mass

Teacher--"Ok class, who wants to mass-debate today?"
Jade--"I do, I do! and so does Jenny and Tabitha"
Teacher--"OK, we'll do guys versus girls, whoever comes first gets extra points!"

by shawnf25 December 8, 2003

Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

mass-wormicide

The massive, rain-inspired, ground-worm suicidal emergence, air exposure, demise and subsequent sun dried crispification.

Kripes! I walked out of the house this morning after last nites storm to a mass-wormicide...they were all facing Mecca. I think it's a sign!

by YAWA September 25, 2017

mass cultural delusion

A common misbelief shared by many of the same culture or region.

Penny: Um, me, okay, I'm Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the Sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations and the time of your birth somehow effects your personality.

Penny: Participate in the what?

--Big Bang Theory

by Leo Baker August 14, 2012

massatwoshits

An made-up nickname for Massachusetts. Basically the easier way to pronounce it. Sounds like "Mass of two shits."

I went to Massatwoshits yesterday.

by _Solano_ September 7, 2016

virginia tech massacre

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.

The Virginia Tech Massacre will forever be remembered.

by Baikalic April 27, 2007