Pickle Mitten

Vegetable flavored condom.

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"

by currbe March 18, 2015

Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Andrew Mitten

Homosexual

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay

by Hawgfawma October 3, 2021

Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!

Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW

by brideymo February 12, 2010

Milton, NH

The tinyiest town in NH that has absolutely NOTHING going for it. There are monthly bomb threats, fire drills, and of course, completely RETARDED people.

People who live in Milton, NH are ashamed to say so.

by Sarah Mathews December 9, 2008

Milton Berle

To pull out just enough to win a game and/or bet. It is said that whenever someone wanted to bet Milton Berle that they had a bigger penis, Milton always accepted the challenge. He never lost a bet. Not only that, he never pulled his entire penis out. He only pulled out enough to win.

That was a Milton Berle game by the Cavs. They could've won by a lot more if they wanted to.

by cleve25 November 29, 2011

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 12, 2021