Mister Derp

Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.

by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011

Hey Mister

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...

1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.

by <333333333333 January 2, 2009

Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.

Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.

by mistydawn December 2, 2010

Mister Whippy

A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.

Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Misters Populars

An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.

"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"

by mister4 June 1, 2005

lil mister

The realest motherfucker to step foot on planet earth, probably somewhere longstroking your sister.

"Lil mister bags all the hoes"

by Websters true dictionary December 6, 2016

Mister Onion

An abusive, rapist, mentally deranged pedophile that lives in a society. Also known as Onision

A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"

by cobpotato January 11, 2020