MILF

Acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Although the following is debatable, a MILF refers to women in their late 30's through mid/late 50's. She doesn't necessarily have to be a mother. For example, a hot 16 year old mother doesn't qualify to be a MILF; whereas, a 45 year old hot babe who is not a mother would. Same would apply to GILF.

"Awww yeaz! check out that MILF!!"
"Yah, she's aight but I don't see no stretch marks tho."
"C-Section nigga..."
"Aight bitch, imma gonna ask dat ho if she's got children. Then you gonna pay me $5 cuz you'z ass is wrong."

"Awwww yea check out those saggin tittaas, definitely Grade-A GILF material right there."
"Shiiit, thats the old spinster who lives up on Cherry Rd... she never married or had children foo, you'z be trippin. Ain't no GILF in that, whats the fun if she ain't got no kids foo?"

by tdan December 10, 2004

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it means Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck it is basically a way of saying a woman about 30+ years is hot

Bored Guy:Lets go to the park
(hott 30 year old woman walks buy)
Horny Guy:WHOA! look at that milf

by Big Boi90 March 02, 2008

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MILFing

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.

Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!

by Conian February 02, 2010

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