Midwesterners

People from the midwest. Incorrectly stereotyped as:
Racist
Hicks
Conservative (in actuality, the midwest is very balanced between liberal and conservative)
Stupid (Some of the best public education in the nation is in the midwest)

Correctly stereotyped as:
Friendly
Trusting
Honest
Hard-working

These people are some of the nicest you'll find anywhere. They aren't as interested in materialism and greed as others in America. Very good work ethic.

East Coaster: You midwesterners are stupid hicks, fuck-bag.
Midwesterner: I'm sorry you think that. Would you like to come in for some dinner?
East Coaster: I feel really guilty for being so mean and making such horrible generalizations about such a nice person.

by The Truth-man November 8, 2007

midwest

kansas city, st louis, chicago, detroit, indianapolis, minneapolis, milwaukee, omaha, wichita

i'm from the midwest

by damon February 3, 2005

midcest

"mid"shipman in"cest"; a slang term for the act of a mishipman getting "together", personally or sexually, with a fellow midshipman from the same unit/school; usually used by any military unit that is training midshipmen such as the Naval Academy or Navy Reserve Officer Training Corps (NROTC).

Gunnery Sergeant: There will be no midcest whatsover going on in during this training, do you understand!?

by a middie August 14, 2010

Midwest Layaway

When you take a dump on the floor in front of the layaway counter at Kmart.

Only two more Midwest Layaway deposits, and that VHS Box set of Full House Season 3 is totally mine.

by dinkle donkle September 18, 2011

Midwest Snowsuit

The winter wardrobe of males ages 12-19 in the midwest. Generally consists of baggy shorts and t-shirts/wifebeaters. Most who dress this way think it makes them look tough for braving the sub-20-degree temperatures in summer clothes, although they usually just end up looking like douchebags.

John had to borrow Matt's coat because he wore a Midwest Snowsuit to the Christmas light display.

by RowdyRazz April 14, 2012

midwest apology

A midwest tradition where, some time after drama, everyone is assumed to be forgiven, and life resumes as usual.

A: She just kinda started acting normal around me again
B: Sounds like a midwest apology

by GGlitchr October 4, 2018

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020