. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status
When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.
by Badger Crew June 12, 2013
Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.
Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
by Evan V January 17, 2005
One of the most reknowned manufacturer of luxury automobiles, based in Germany. Founded by Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz, registered the first automobile patent. Mercedes-Benz is now a part of the DaimlerChrysler auto group.
Model range includes the A-Class (compact), C-Class (smaller sedan), E-Class (mid-size sedan), S-Class (luxury sedan), CLK-Class (mid-size coupe), SLK-Class (smaller roadster), CL-Class (luxury coupe), SL-Class (roadster), M-Class (SUV), and the G-Class (premium/limited production SUV).
by EJL November 12, 2004
Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.
Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"
by brown mobile w116 December 08, 2006
The assumption that the driver of a Mercedes Benz is going to appear wealthy, often surprising the onlooker when the driver is ratchet.
Will: Woah, dude, see that Mercedes?
Leon: Oh, snap! They look repugnant!
Will: Ayy, that's that Mercedes Effect
Leon: Oh, snap! They look repugnant!
Will: Ayy, that's that Mercedes Effect
by Tsai of relief March 27, 2014
Mercedes Pens is what happens when you glue about 10,000 pens on a 1981 Mercedes Benz 300SD. Created by Costas "the Pen Guy" Schuler four years ago when the thought popped into his head first thing in the morning. He now wants to collect 1,000,000 old pens and make other works of art with them.
by mercedespens June 27, 2009
fat black whore who eats cake all day. makes up stories about herself,
great bipolar disorder. is confused about her sexuality. likes girls AND guys. Big huge tits that can take down a skyscraper. gets raped alot. trys to be the emo/scene girl, has no real friends, major poser and whos house gets burned down by the KKK. because everybody hates her (:
great bipolar disorder. is confused about her sexuality. likes girls AND guys. Big huge tits that can take down a skyscraper. gets raped alot. trys to be the emo/scene girl, has no real friends, major poser and whos house gets burned down by the KKK. because everybody hates her (:
" i was hungry so i went out with a mercedes, cuz i thought she was a hersey kiss!.. i was wrong :("
by megatron fuck yooh February 14, 2009