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daniela melchior

- portuguese actress known for her role as ratcatcher 2 in the suicide squad movie (2021)
- rat queen
- love rats
- humble & down to earth
- funny asf

- gorgeous
- a very cool person
- deserves all the love in this world

- a real woman!!

DANIELA SLANDER? NOT ON MY WATCH!

*daniela if you see this, i love you <3
person : “how many times are you going to watch daniela melchior as ratcatcher 2?”

me : “yes”

tasteless person : “daniela melchior is ugl-”
me : *tapes mouth* “ literally shut up. shut up. lying is a sin and stop spreading false information

person : “do you want to watch this movie with me?”

me : “does daniela melchior as cleo cazo appears in it?”

person : “wtf who is that?”

me : “then NO”

a relative at family reunion : “do you have a girlfriend?”

me : “yeah ofc”
a relative at family reunion : “whoa! whats her name?”

me : “daniela melchior :’)”
by feed me fridays August 23, 2021
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menching

the position where a dog cat or other household pet lays down and puts its head down in-between its own paws.
My dog Duke was menching on the floor this morning it made me want to stay home with him instead of going to work because it was so cute.
by jswanko July 11, 2018
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Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.
After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?
by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013
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Melch

a) "To Melch"- verb

A treat of a sexual practice amongst necrophiliacs the world over. A male and an accomplice must find a girl of childbearing age who has been dead for ideally five to seven days and has not been stored in refrigeration.

Male "A" presses his open mouth up against the vagina of the dead lady, whilst male "B" jumps onto her stomach, slamming his feet down. This will displace the decomposing contents of her uterus, sending it rocketing forth, down the vaginal canal and into the mouth of male A, whose objective is to catch and swallow as much as possible.

b)"Melch", noun.

The week old, rotting lining of a woman's uterus following death. A sloppy substance, reddish brown in colour, with plenty of chewable lumps.
The verb form- "Rob and I were feeling slightly hungry, so Rob retrieved the carcass he'd been safely storing under his bed, and we melched her dry."

The noun form- "I was feeling a little peckish after my Dungeons and Dragons marathon, so I fetched a luncbox full of melch that I'd been saving by the radiator, and tucked in."
by Thrilldogg November 24, 2007
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Mulchies

A mixture of non-menthol tobacco and marijuana cut up or grinded together. Genereally smoked out of a bong or pipe. Smoke should be inhaled and quickly exhaled unlike that of marijuana smoke. Also regarded to as The Domernautz.
John: Yo man, you got any Natural American Spirirt?

Mike: Yea, why?

John: Lets cut it up and mix it with weed so we can smoke mulchies.

Mike: Hell yeah bro, I love The Domernautz!
by Big Aaronor November 9, 2011
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merchiston castle

merchiston castle is a posh school
by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
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meechi

"Oh my gosh, that Amanda girl is a Meechi!"
by Opm33 April 1, 2015
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