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do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.
if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?
by alex r June 4, 2005
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megatron blast

The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.
Beat it before i megatron blast you.
by Bobby Lashley June 24, 2008
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Jake Paul meatrider

A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".

Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.
"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"

"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."
by SullySaysWords July 7, 2023
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Metroid Prime

Best game of 2002. Exclusive to GameCube. (See Metroid)
Metroid Prime was the best game in all of 2002.
by Nitemare January 18, 2003
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Megazoid

A Megazoid is when you make transformer noises whilst changing positions during sex, with meaning. Can sometimes result in death.
DUDE I TOTALLY JUST GAVE HER A MEGAZOID.... RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS!!
by Andrizzle. July 20, 2010
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Megatron Slut

A girl Who is unbelievably slutty. She tries to have sex with all the people u know, and she tries to play it off when caught. Is often desperate for some kind of sexual encounter, but can never achieve it due to their easiness. Thrives on the presence of cack.
Amanda: Luis, I love you.
Luis: no.
Amanda: Brandon, I love you.
Brandon: no.
Amanda: Russel, I love you.
Russell: Bitch you're a megatron slut.
Prince: come here amanda, i'll give oyu the love.
Amanda: ok. at least 1 of the friends are nice.
by Liiteking91 April 28, 2009
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Meatrider

A bitch who dick rides mfs that don’t know they exist.
Aka Adrian Gonzalez the OG meatrider “pay attention to me” Adrian 2023
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