Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010

Meatrosexual

Men who exhibit both "metrosexual" and "meathead" tendencies. These men take pride in their style and looks to an extreme degree, particularly the size of their muscles.

Such attention to physical looks is typically attributed to the female gender, but meatrosexuals overcome this stereotype by pairing their effeminate qualities with muscles.

"The Situation" from TV's The Jersey Shore is a meatrosexual if I ever saw one! When he's not working out, he's probably at the salon getting his hair done.

by Een13 October 4, 2010

Meaty Stash

A man's junk, sometimes referred to as my pound of bacon.

Ella: "You know I'm expecting some of your bacon when I come over tomorrow!"
Mojo: "I gots a pound waitin for ya"
Ella: "What can I say, I want lots of your meaty stash"

by Polar Eclipse May 8, 2015

Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.

Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.

by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016

meaty flush

when you go to flush, but that shit too meaty to go down

We got a meaty flush problem in the bathroom!

by VIRAL420 July 2, 2016

Meatrune

Noun- Another phase for a fucking weirdo.

Guy: Jay is such a fucking meatrune.

by Raccoon2k18 May 7, 2018

Meatly

Something so cool, breh, you don't even know, fam. Generally used with a form of the word bro imediatley following. e.g. broseph stalin, brologna sandwich, etc.

Gym Brodude 1: "Suh dude, I just lifted like 400 pounds, it was lit, fam."

Gym Brodude 2: "yo fam, what is this 2016??? we don't use lit bruh, we use Meatly, bropleb!"

Gym Brodude 1: "but 2016 was meatly, Brotein Shake."

Gym Brodude 2: "Shut up fam, don't act like you're cool enough to know what meatly means."

by gym rat hlnwsn February 28, 2019