Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023
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Egg Mcmuffin

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.
Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin
by Resnoff March 14, 2021
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Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.
by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017
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Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
It's The Mighty Christ McMuffin
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McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin
It was a McMuffin Nut
by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023
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Swedish McMuffin

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.
Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'
by McDonald's® Sweden May 13, 2020
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Thug Mcmuffin

Thug Mcmuffin: One who is usually under the age of 15 who believes they have swag and try to act cool by faking doing drugs and having sex.
Person 1: Look at that little kid, he thinks he is so cool.
Person 2: I was talking to him. He is like, twelve. He told me his gauges are fake.
Person 1: He told me about all the weed he does.
Person 2: What a Thug Mcmuffin.
by Meow fucker October 03, 2012
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