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Tyler McMuffin

My son's name.
Tyler McMuffin: I am your son.
Me: Correct.
by alecwind June 25, 2021
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Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
by JazzLover69 October 3, 2018
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Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021
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Thug Mcmuffin

Thug Mcmuffin: One who is usually under the age of 15 who believes they have swag and try to act cool by faking doing drugs and having sex.
Person 1: Look at that little kid, he thinks he is so cool.
Person 2: I was talking to him. He is like, twelve. He told me his gauges are fake.
Person 1: He told me about all the weed he does.
Person 2: What a Thug Mcmuffin.
by Meow fucker October 3, 2012
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Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.
by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017
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Scrooge McMuffin

When you slap your dick until it is beat red and then proceed to stick it in her ass and nut
Bro I Scrooge Mcmuffined my girl at McDonald's
by Fagitron69 August 11, 2017
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Egg Mcmuffin

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.
Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin
by Resnoff March 14, 2021
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