Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Ellie McConnell

Ellie is quite a catch, she is very lucky to have the looks that god has blessed her with, anyone would be lucky to come across this dashing young lady, she loves long walks on the beach n then getting pumped rotten in the car afterwards, Ellie lives a good life. ELLIE MCCONNELL IS BEST PERON ON THIS EARTH! peace out

Oh Ellie McConnell, she’s a dashing young lady

by TA$TY September 20, 2020

Nina Mae McConnell

An Iconic Girl boss with a double bed so she has extra room for Danny DeVito. Sleeps with spider pillow and Dylan O'Brian Blanket. Gates Keeps everything but we love her anyway for some reason. Is Also Jesus.

OMG IS THAT NINA MAE MCCONNELL I NEED AN AUTOGRAGH SHES AN ICON.

by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

McConnell

Coined by members of the Indiana Pacers' television broadcast crew, this term refers to when, in basketball, an inbound pass is stolen by a member of the team that just scored a basket. This is a trademark move of NBA player T.J. McConnell.

After his teammate made a layup, Tyrese got his team the ball back when he got a McConnell.

by arnfromanderson March 20, 2024

kevin mcconnell

Being a soulless ginger. Often getting angry for no reason. Typically not that smart.

Omg, quit being a Kevin McConnell.

by The General Manager June 26, 2016

McConnell

n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.

Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!

by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020