maybe attending

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."

Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*

by LRay is King April 17, 2011

Mayberry RFD

A town in the 50's from the Andy Griffith show. It usually refers to a perfect town where kids can roam the streets without fear and everybody's friendly and knows each other. Usually a term used by adults who watched the Andy Griffith Show.

God, I wish I could go live in Mayberry RFD.

by Santa Claus! July 4, 2006

maybeh

Its just like Maybe, but is kewler =o

"did you steal my money?"
"MAYBEH!"

by pain_of_hero October 23, 2008

fuck maybe

(adverb)- When you are definitely kinda sure.

DJ: Are you going to the movie tomorrow?
August: Fuck maybe!

by Maymee May 13, 2008

maybe

a word used to screw people over/ruin their lives

I love you ... maybe.
You can go with them ... maybe.
He/She'll come home ... maybe.

by kowshe August 5, 2008

Hell Maybe

An answer to trick the person into thinking you are giving a definitive answer, then mocking them with the english language as you utter the word "Maybe"

Are we going pastying?
Hell maybe

by Ice9 April 27, 2005

Maybe

1. Another meaning for "No". Used often by females, giving them more time to make up an excuse later.

2. To keep someone's hopes up. Often used when speaking about goals that lie in the future.

3. Used with an explanation, which decides wether it'll be a "Yes" or a "No".

1. David: "Hey, do you want to hangout today?"

Jessica: "Maybe..."

2. Son: "Dad, will I ever grow up to be big and strong like you?"

Dad: "Maybe."

3. John: "Dude, would you ever sleep with her?"

Luke: "Maybe, if I was smashed enough and thought she looked like Jessica Alba."

by Xinxinix March 5, 2010