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by Nadeem February 29, 2004
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Maurissa

A badass rug munching lesbo who will bitch slap your ass back to Africa if you fuck with her.

The lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.

When it comes to men a Maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!

Most people want her (and lots get Maurissas).
Person 1: That girl is so hot!
Person 2: I know - she's such a Maurissa!
by OthelloBloke October 30, 2010
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A term to describe a being who has been cryogenically frozen. Sometimes thawed out to sell chocolate.
by Mike Shilinski May 20, 2008
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Marius

Its a Beauty who Has eyes like Fire. You dont want to Look away because he is The Most awesome Person I have ever Seen
How Can this gut Look Great like this?
Well he's called Marius
Oh nie i unterstand
by Ahopeman January 2, 2017
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Marius Elavo

Marius Elavo is a common name for Lælings secret, best friend and life companion. Marius Elavo have an extremely large gap between the eyes and his face feels like soft rubber. In addition to "Pleeeed", "Marius Elavo" is also used as a common term to describe Lælings eksteme way of talking and bend his own wording.
Læling: "Marius Elavooooo"
by PranPo April 15, 2017
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Marius

the person who can hit the dankest joint of all time without getting high. it is common for a Marius to be friends with a Samuel.
by dinolover123 October 25, 2017
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Marius

Omg! I love that boy, I think he is a Marius
by Moneybitchpussydestroyer69 October 10, 2018
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