a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)
by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010
Get the dutch matron mug.a tampon that is for men to put in thier penal hole to stop jizz from getting out and making woman have babies.
by duchon mandick June 25, 2008
Get the mampon mug.v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.
by The Progrum November 11, 2009
Get the manpond mug.A shot in the sport Snooker. One that comes about when a player pots a ball unintentionally and scores points. It is another word for Fluke.
by dingdiesel October 14, 2011
Get the Maton mug.To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children
I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.
You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.
My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.
Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.
You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.
My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.
Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.
by Quenyar August 28, 2010
Get the matronize mug.Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.
Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"
by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011
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