Wet Matilda

When you blow in someone's asshole after they fresh out of the shower or bath.

"Hey babe, im going to go take a shower and I want you ready to give me a wet Matilda."

by miss_sunshine87 November 18, 2017

matilda cave

A Matilda cave or Tilly cave as known by those that visit DSM is a brightly yellow coloured dandelion that though beautiful, can cause severe colic if ingested by horses called will or horses in general.

Don't eat that Matilda cave bro!

by Watermelchan April 27, 2016

matilda pacey

a amazing person

matilda pacey :D

by brooklynboy4 June 28, 2009

Matilda Blixt

A swedish celebirty that is mostly know for being the most perfect girl ever!

- Who should be president?
- Matilda Blixt of course!

by lunisen November 30, 2021

Waltzing Matilda

A phrase used to describe having sexual relations with a homeless person or "hobo." The phrase originated from an Australian Folk Song of the same name, which tells the story of a lonely "swagman" (a man who travels the country on foot looking for work) who carries all his belongings in a "Matilda" (a particular term for a bag). He sings affectionately to his Matilda because it is the only company he has.

Man, you were trashed last night. You committed a Waltzing Matilda.

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 01, 2010

Shit the bed Matilda

a surprise of disbelief . Or fuckery

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!

by Sir Crapsaway August 02, 2016

matilda from tdk

best mod, better than zoro. she has so many friends and just prestiged so now she is poor 😔 you should be her friend. i-- I MEAN SHE-- doesn't like toxic people but she's friends with everyone

random peasant: oh hi matilda

matilda from tdk: who are you

peasant: idk i just joined

matilda from tdk: welcome peasant i hope you stay

by MatildaJWX October 21, 2020