Mard

Weak/Scared/Sulking

Person 1: "I want some food but its dark downstairs"
Person 2: "Go and get some, don't be so mard"

by lh661661 May 30, 2013

Mardini

An average Souri dude with a medium sized penis, enjoys playing erotic football & loves to be the attacker *wink* *wink*. Can hardly grow a beard & he's known to try too hard to be funny. He went to an MBC adventure show & made his country proud. He's definitely overrated, but at the end of the day we all love him & miss his perfectly round bum.

Oh look there's Mardini, let's walk towards the other direction!

by DoYouAgree? August 19, 2017

Diego Maradona

Diego Maradona is an argentinian soccer god who was number 10 He is the first one ever 2 have 2 transfer fees.Diego Maradona Led Argentina to winning the world cup.Many people fight over if Pele is better or Maradona is better(Like for Maradona and Dislike for pele)Diego Maradona was a legend and lots of people enjoyed him playing but sadly his career got cut short from Drug Abuse.Maradona was born Oct 30 1960 in Buneos Aires Argentina.Many People are saying that Lionel Messi is the new Maradona.Not Because they were both Argentinain and number 10.Lionel Messi Is as good as Maradona.Messi is a Little bit better.Maradona won 0 Ballan'dors and Messi have won 5.Maradona says that he would have won more that Messi.Maradona got in many fights in his career.Maradona was a true legend,icon and inspiration to many soccer players today.

My Favorite Soccer Player is Diego Maradona.

Diego Maradona is a icon to soccer

by Georgesaladbar February 1, 2018

makodamia

A really hot person I’m mutauls with on tiktok so they’re just naturally hot lol

Is that makodamia?

Yeah I’m mutual with them, very hot <33

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by mookurx June 30, 2021

Mardi

A Mardi is a usually tall, somewhat voluptuous woman, her eyes are very intense and change according to mood. Although, not much else will show on her face accept for her commitment to her purpose in life. Mardi's are cute and fun loving and have amazing smiles. Beware the one that you've rubbed the wrong way. They are loyal and true friends..but do not mistake their kindness for weakness.

Me: "Isn't that new girl, amazing?"
Friend: "Yeah, she's alright."
Me: "Man, she's a total Mardi, I think it could work!

by SparkleBabycakes June 27, 2013

mardi gras cheesecake

an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.

New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"

New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"

by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006

Steavy Marden

1.A person who loves the 13 inch black penis and who masterbates to black males at friends houses 24/7
2.A person who will never get laid
3.A complete douch ass bag

P.S. dont take this shit seriously its just a joke and if any one named Steavy Marden sees this im not talkin about him im talking about my friend Stevie

Dude dont be a steavy thats gay.

by Danny February 18, 2005