Happy Manholing

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.

My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"

by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021

mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

Mastering Debation

The name of a class aimed to teach the student how to excel at debation.

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by Engwish teacha March 23, 2011

Manhaling

1. When a man walks in a room and sucks all the air out, stifling all the women in the room. See patriarchy.

2. A man breathing heavily in a woman's ear.

1. I wish John would stop manhaling and leave room for women to breath.

2. Carl is such a creep, his manhaling sounds like Darth Vader is is perving behind me.

by Neoprene April 7, 2019

Mandelina

Mandelina Her smile,her eyes,her laugh literally everything about this girl is perfect. She will literally make your life a blessing. She is amazing to this girl is literally an angle sent down from heaven. If u ever get her in your life do not let her go cause she is a 1 in million and including all her looks and everything above. Her personality beats it all her personality is really what makes this girl unique and the way she cares for one another including family is amazing and on top of that she really is one of the nicest girls you will meet once you get to know her. Now the way Mandelina loves is one of a kind and her love can literally make anything bad in your life go away this girl Will leave you constantly daydreaming and craving her. The way she can make you feel and how happy she can make someone is truly something I don’t know what it is about her but this is not just sum girl no other girl can compete with her cause she is literally so perfect and such an amazing girlfriend too she will literally turn your life around and make your life 100 times better by her just being in it. One last thing the love that this girl will give you and the feeling that she gives to her boyfriend can not be put into word because it’s just so amazing she will literally have you in love she gives you this feeling of love that is so different from anyone else’s love and her love is honestly the best one out there it’s so good that it can be but in words. And she belongs with a Diego.

I met this beautiful girl today and her name was Mandelina.

by The one for her. November 15, 2021

Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.

Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back

by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010

Manpering

Male version of Pampering

The lads are going to the Sauna for a bit of Manpering.

by Great_BEF December 16, 2008