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Magistrate`

A very noble and respectable guy. He knows no equal to his style, nor intellect. If anyone were to call him by another name it would be, quite simply, God.
"Damn Magistrate`, you truly are the most perfect person on the face of the earth. Infact some would say you have ascended to a higher level, the level of a God"
by Kevon November 25, 2004
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manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
eg: w loots - manstration
by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011
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manstroke

When a man strokes another's mans breard
Hey Jordan can you come manstroke me?

Only if you man stroke me back.
by Manstroke lover May 7, 2016
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manstruating

The male version of the menstrual cycle.
A man period.
The male version of PMS.
I'm cranky. I must be manstruating.
by Lancelot1 August 12, 2006
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Manstruation

(noun) man-stroo-ay-shun A period of time when a male bleeds from his anus due to excessive wiping. Due to the continuous need to wipe and resulting inability of the anus to heal, the bleeding usually persists for about a week. After a month or so, the male will forget the effects of over-wiping and assault his anus again to ensure cleanliness after a particularly wicked bowel movement which will initiate Manstruation again.

Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".

(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating
"The running back's manstruation was affecting the effectiveness of his play because he was running like he just rode a horse for ten days straight, and felt like it too."
by The Wise Savage June 25, 2015
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Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.
Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning
by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017
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Mapstracted

While surfing the internet, becoming distracted when looking at a map, straying to other countries and areas on the map than the one you initially started to search for.
I checked Google maps for Miami, and was mapstracted with a search to Venezuela. I was surprised how close it really is!
by Lady Lalochezia February 14, 2018
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