Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".

Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.

by CactusHeart January 17, 2012

peepee poopoo man

Say his name and u wont laugh when he will come to kill you

"oh man ! the peepee poopoo man doesnt Exis- *dies*

by _IRMEO_ January 1, 2017

poor man's crack

Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.

Joey was using poor man's crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.

by cbubbles40 June 19, 2011

Poor Man's Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.

My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.

by Sick Mike August 16, 2009

Poor Man's Speedball

Smoking marijuana and drinking caffeine at the same time.

(Pot and caffeine vs. heroin and cocaine in a real speedball.)

This poor man's speedball is just what I needed to clear this hangover.

by Chick Henry September 22, 2008

Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.

Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower

by JustFred August 8, 2014

poor man's crack

To add extra nicotine straight from the bottle to other drugs like crack or meth in order to increase the intensity and duration of the high. That also makes it easier to overdose.

In that crack house they use poor man's crack to increase their efficiency. That is so smart that it is stupid.

by WillRock June 30, 2011