Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang

"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives

by megatomm December 24, 2008

Magneto

The master of magnet. He'll welcome you to die. He'll end the human era, and the mutant era will come.

"I am Magneto, master of magnet. Welcome to die!!!"
~X-men arcade

by HeoandReo July 31, 2007

The Great Magnet

A mystical entity known to control all energy. Attempting to oppose the whim of the great magnet is never a good idea.

All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.

What a fool I was to defy Him.

Never cross the Great Magnet. I understood this now...

by WreckS September 26, 2006

magnet balls

Usually occurs after a long day of work or when the temperature outside reaches ball sweating level. Once the sweating of the balls begins then they become sticky and seem to attract strait to one leg. The nut sack must then be separated from the leg it is joined to only to stick back to that leg or to the other. This is usually cured by applying powder. Warning: applying too much powder can cause a dough ball to form in areas around the nuts. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was so hot today I got a bad case of magnet balls. They just didn't want to stay off my legs. So I went to the bathroom, had to wipe the sweat from around my sack, and powder them up.

by Chris with magnet balls July 27, 2006

bacon magnet

Somebody that attracts large numbers of cops/police aka bacon or pigs. You do not want to hang around this person under ANY circumstances!!!! A bacon magnet will typically be stupid as fuck, engage in criminal behavior that is so obvious that it's a wonder they are not already in jail for life. The Bacon Magnet will likely try to rat you out if caught by the many cops after him/her. Homicidal thoughts towards or about the bacon magnet are normal and should be keep in check because remember there is always somebody with less self control and they will curb stomp this mother fucker eventually. The average Bacon Magnet is also a ONE way first class ticket to a federal pound-me-in the-ass prison... seriously never hang out or even go within 300 yards of this person. They will mooch off of you if they can and steal from you. If they somehow get your number or address I suggest changing numbers, moving out of the country or just killing yourself to get away.

John:Hey did you here about that kid that got caught for stealing a backpack somebody left in the bathroom.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom

John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing

Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.

John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.

by weed warper 2 July 13, 2011

boy magnet

A boy magnet is a girl who is stunningly gorgeous and beautiful, and she also feels beautiful and confident, and it gets her the attention from everybody. Girls are jealous of her because she is beautiful, but she can't help it but gets all the boys to fall in love with her... because she is so breathtakingly beautiful and charming.

Girls and boys in a crowded place like school or mall.

A breathtakingly beautiful girl, with flawless hair, face and flawless style walks by.

Girls and boys immediatly turn their heads to look at her.

All the boys, drooling: Wow...

Girl 1: OMG, look at that girl. She is so beautiful, I hate her!
Girl 2: I know, I wish I could be so hot like her! I bet all guys like her. She is such a boy magnet!

All the other girls cry.

by ChicaMalaLALALALA December 8, 2011

Maguera

Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.

Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!

by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010