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magnet balls

Usually occurs after a long day of work or when the temperature outside reaches ball sweating level. Once the sweating of the balls begins then they become sticky and seem to attract strait to one leg. The nut sack must then be separated from the leg it is joined to only to stick back to that leg or to the other. This is usually cured by applying powder. Warning: applying too much powder can cause a dough ball to form in areas around the nuts. Very uncomfortable.
Man it was so hot today I got a bad case of magnet balls. They just didn't want to stay off my legs. So I went to the bathroom, had to wipe the sweat from around my sack, and powder them up.
by Chris with magnet balls July 27, 2006
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bacon magnet

Somebody that attracts large numbers of cops/police aka bacon or pigs. You do not want to hang around this person under ANY circumstances!!!! A bacon magnet will typically be stupid as fuck, engage in criminal behavior that is so obvious that it's a wonder they are not already in jail for life. The Bacon Magnet will likely try to rat you out if caught by the many cops after him/her. Homicidal thoughts towards or about the bacon magnet are normal and should be keep in check because remember there is always somebody with less self control and they will curb stomp this mother fucker eventually. The average Bacon Magnet is also a ONE way first class ticket to a federal pound-me-in the-ass prison... seriously never hang out or even go within 300 yards of this person. They will mooch off of you if they can and steal from you. If they somehow get your number or address I suggest changing numbers, moving out of the country or just killing yourself to get away.
John:Hey did you here about that kid that got caught for stealing a backpack somebody left in the bathroom.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom

John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing

Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.

John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.
by weed warper 2 July 13, 2011
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boy magnet

A boy magnet is a girl who is stunningly gorgeous and beautiful, and she also feels beautiful and confident, and it gets her the attention from everybody. Girls are jealous of her because she is beautiful, but she can't help it but gets all the boys to fall in love with her... because she is so breathtakingly beautiful and charming.
Girls and boys in a crowded place like school or mall.

A breathtakingly beautiful girl, with flawless hair, face and flawless style walks by.

Girls and boys immediatly turn their heads to look at her.

All the boys, drooling: Wow...

Girl 1: OMG, look at that girl. She is so beautiful, I hate her!
Girl 2: I know, I wish I could be so hot like her! I bet all guys like her. She is such a boy magnet!

All the other girls cry.
by ChicaMalaLALALALA December 8, 2011
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fingerprint magnet

A word used to describe an electronic device (such as a notebook computer, MP3 player, or cell phone) that is prone to attracting visible fingerprints. Most often, these devices have shiny or glossy reflective surfaces designed solely for aesthetic or trendy appeal. Not only do these surfaces easily fingerprint, but they are also prone to excessive visible scratching.
The iPod is a classic fingerprint magnet.
by pwumavs March 1, 2008
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Magenta Walrus

The bestest animal in the world? It likes to juggle and drink Orange juice. It has small tusks cause they are different than normal walruses.
Jerica: "Hey Priya are you drunk?"

Priya: "nope" *trips on flat surface*

Jerica: "your such a magenta walrus!!" LMAO
by ImmaMagentaWalrus August 19, 2010
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dats magnetic

A phrase used when acknowledging the exquisite or top-notch nature of a particular instance or rather gangster object.
"yo dog, I like your new jersey from Fubu, dats magnetic! yo!"

variant: "Yo is that the new gucci mane album, dat shits magnetic!"
by Cracka'Mcjackajack November 23, 2009
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L Magnet

One who takes Ls (a.k.a. non-dubs) on a daily basis. The attraction between this person and Ls is so great that scientists are planning on announcing "L Magnet" as the 9th planet in the solar system, replacing Pluto. Find someone who loves you the way Ls love this person.

Never will you see the letter "L" again when you're near an L Magnet. Everything around you will change. "Hello" will now become "Heo", "Jello" will now become "Jeo", "Lollipop" will now become "Oipop", etc. etc.
Mate 1: "Hey mate long time no see!"
Mate 2: *slips on banana* "Gosh darnit..."
Mate 1: "Aww shucks! I'll help you up mate." *helps mate up*
Mate 2: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez thanks m8!
Mate 1: "No problem mate. Here, I have something to help."
Mate 1: *hands IcyHot to mate*
Mate 2: "Wow thanks m8!"

Mate 1: "Oh and before you leave, one more thing..."
Mate 2: "Yeah, what is it?"
Mate 1: *opens No No Pocket* "Hold this L."

Mate 2: *takes L from No No Pocket* "Goooooosssshhhhhh darnit, I always knew I was an L Magnet!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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