metro-macgyver 

A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.

My Treo totally crapped on me at Greg's last night. Fortunately Greg's a total metro-macgyver - he updated my firmware while he made a bitchin' artichoke heart quiche.

metro-macgyver by Gruvinci July 6, 2007

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver 

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver by Z-dad March 2, 2018

stoney macgyver 

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.

stoney macgyver by Domer64 October 21, 2010

Filthy- MacGyver 

A male who can masturbate with anything he can find.

Dude, did you here about Chuck, he just used two rubber-bands and a popsicle stick two wack-it in our bathroom, what a Filthy- MacGyver!

Filthy- MacGyver by Trash-Can-Man February 17, 2009

Shit Macgyver 

(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.

(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.

(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.

(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.

(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.

(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.

Shit Macgyver by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Anti-MacGyver 

Someone who can take a perfectly working item and turn it into junk. Total opposite of MacGyver who makes working items from junk.

Casey is a total Anti-MacGyver, she broke her new ipad on the same day she bought it.

Anti-MacGyver by Trunks_SS June 8, 2010

Hood MacGyver 

Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.

My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!

Hood MacGyver by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014