mayo

noob

Mayo is a noob

mayo by epic timmy jimmy August 22, 2026

Mayo Crew 

the Mayo crew is a large crowd of idk, about 1,000 teens world wide, they are the underground fanbase of the infamously erotic rapper, DJ Unacceptable

first person: Who are you talking to?

second person: bruh the disrespect, dis the Mayo Crew!

first person: sorry dude, can I join?

second person: only if you bring some weed first.

Mayo Crew by SKYWIZARD2193 May 13, 2020

Mayo Kracko 

To cum in/on one's ass crack

You know that girl Jamie I met at the bar last night? I gave her a good, old-fashioned Mayo Kracko in the bathroom stall!

Mayo Kracko by cvmsu17 February 28, 2017

Mayo Hands

Exceptionally large hands in proportion to the rest of the body, a common genetic abnormality occurring in the natives of an area of western Ireland called Mayo. The reason for the mutation is believed to have come from the natives love for finding potatoes, throwing turf at strangers and means that the area breeds some of the finest volleyball players in the third world.

"Hey, check out these gloves, they cost me like 150 bucks!".
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"

Mayo Hands by seedyplaya January 7, 2012

mayo makers 

A dick because mayo looks like cum, and cum comes out of dick.

I'm gonna suck his mayo makers tonight

mayo makers by Hoe679 May 15, 2016

Mayo Monkey 

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

Mayo Monkey by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

Mayo Garden 

When the guy comes on a girls bush

Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden

Mayo Garden by Lacrosse.player September 28, 2020