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Myrtle Avenue

An avenue in Borough of Hillington in London next to Hatton Cross tube station. On the Northern end of the avenue, there is a grassland always being wrongly referred as Myrtle Avenue. Whenever the weather is good, there will be loads of planespotters gathering on the grassland. In this place, you can get nice pictures of aircrafts landing in 27R runway of London Heathrow. Because it is easy to find it is the most popular spotting point in London.
'Mate shall we go to Myrtle Avenue for spotting today?'
'Nah, today aircrafts land on 27L.'
by wankair February 25, 2021
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bog myrtle

OML he said he is a bog myrtle how could he say such a thing
Why did Daniel say he is a bog myrtle OML HE IS A PLANT
by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021
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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
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Myrtle

A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm
Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question
by doofer368 September 26, 2022
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Dirty Myrtle

A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”
by Flame crotch September 30, 2021
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Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.
Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway
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Myrtle Beach pigs foot

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob
Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.
by highclassontop June 26, 2025
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