it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
by MyrtleCurdle March 25, 2014
The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.
by That-wierd-kid-down-the-street June 18, 2021
by Cocopebblesrfun October 01, 2018
Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!
Myrtle was moaning in the toilet
by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021
by doofer368 September 26, 2022
Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.
Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
by beelee mi-rz December 24, 2013
by urbansean December 02, 2009