Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt

Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

by Steak and cake February 14, 2023

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Myrtle

Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!

Myrtle was moaning in the toilet

by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021

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Myrtle Avenue

An avenue in Borough of Hillington in London next to Hatton Cross tube station. On the Northern end of the avenue, there is a grassland always being wrongly referred as Myrtle Avenue. Whenever the weather is good, there will be loads of planespotters gathering on the grassland. In this place, you can get nice pictures of aircrafts landing in 27R runway of London Heathrow. Because it is easy to find it is the most popular spotting point in London.

'Mate shall we go to Myrtle Avenue for spotting today?'
'Nah, today aircrafts land on 27L.'

by wankair February 25, 2021

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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))

Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”

by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

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