Unfuck my face

Putting on makeup to hide your unattractive face.

I had to unfuck my face this morning before going in to work.

by rapidexchange November 26, 2015

My Face

combination of my space and face book

i have my face

by ~I`D`K~ October 20, 2008

Myfakes

people which you do not know or is a celebrity on you Myspace friends list.

Aaron: Hey marcos how many friends do you have on myspace?
Marcos: I have 500
Aaron: Sureee.. and how many of them are Myfakes.

by cruzndowntdastreetinmy64 March 25, 2009

Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise

"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo

by brizzyshitdcknson May 4, 2017

Busch to my face

Putting the greatest beer known to mankind to your face in an urgent, desperate, thirsty as fuck, self destructive manner!

Its been a long day.. I need a "Busch to my face" like NOW!!

by Busch to my face March 22, 2017

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).

Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."

by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

purple ass in my face

An alcoholic drink consisting of:

Vodka
Blue Curacao
Sprite
Grenadine

Let's head down to Johnny's and get a purple ass in my face!

by radicalryno June 8, 2011