my penis

something big
yo dude my penis is so big!
by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022
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My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth
I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021
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My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.
My penis is 3 inches long.
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My penis

It is big.
"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"
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my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong
I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING
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