My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 19, 2017

Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

by bossofcreepers20 May 7, 2018

rob my cat like a fenji

"Rob my cat like a fenji" if a female says it to you, they want to have sex with you. Its a flirty thing to say.

Cat stands for the vagina of the female.
Fenji isn't a real word. Its just a thing you say sometimes.
With rob my cat like a fenji the girl kinda means "Fuck my vagina hard and soft" but thats not the actual meaning

Michael: "Hey"
Isha: "Heyyy"
Michael: "I like your hair.."
Isha: "Thanks..."
Michael: "Do you wanna do stuff together sometimes? If yk what I mean"
Isha: "Sure"
Michael: ....
Isha: *laughs* "Rob my cat like a fenji"
*both laugh*

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ May 4, 2020

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

by The.Owner January 17, 2022