spunk muzzle

a facial cumshot which covers mostly the mouth.

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.

by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008

muzzle monkey

British army slang for American forces personel on active duty in Iraq.

YouTube is full of muzzle monkey phone videos, they got more bandwidth than bullets.

by Henry Balfour August 25, 2008

T-Muzzle

1. To drink large amounts of alcohol, usually consisting of 20 or more shots, then get obnoxiously loud, yelling and laughing drunkenly to the point of needing a muzzle.
Tara's Drunken alter-ego.

2. To wake up with sharpie drawings/ words all over your body, wondering what happened last night.

1. I couldn't believe Tara drank 21 shots that night, she drank herself to the point of becoming T-Muzzle.

2. After T-Muzzle passed out, she woke up the next morning with a penis drawn on her foot and drunk words written on her forehead and stomach.

by Ryan72 March 15, 2007

Muzzle fuck

(an FPS) term for rapid fire shooting of someone at point blank range with a rifle without aiming.

that guy with the Barrett 50. didn't even aim at me he just ran up on me and muzzle fucked me.

by roberth20 January 23, 2011

Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.

Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.

by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021

muzzle toff

an alternative to the word "messed up"

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"

by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011

fart muzzle

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.

When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.

by bejamin billions April 12, 2010