Minecraft

An incredibly great survival/building game where you punch trees at first and then after a while.... DIAMOND EVERYTHING!!!

buildman2342:omg this guy grifed my hose omg omg
griefman252:HAHAHAHLOLOLOLTROLOLO
griefman252 has been banned
Admin23:Idiot.
Minecraft.

Minecraft by otrotodrt October 8, 2011

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Minecraft

A game where blocks sit in the air and you see Herobrine every 6.3 seconds just so that you have a new conspiracy theory video to post on YouTube and cows ride pigs but it looks like humping after a hangover.

Player 1: Yo let play Minecraft.
Player 2: Cool we like dat Minecraft.
***8.43 SECONDS INTO PLAYING IN A WORLD***
Player 1: Shit I see Herobrine.
Player 2: Let's post on YouTube.

Minecraft by Mister Felly September 3, 2019

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Minecraft

A game where everything is made of 1 meter cubed blocks.
There are 4 modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build a house, fight health and hunger, kill the Ender Dragon.
Adventure: Same as Survival but you can't destroy blocks.
Hardcore: Survival with no respawning
Creative: Build anything with unlimited resources, free flying, and no health or hunger.
Minecraft is awesome
Current version: 1.3.2

The new 1.4 update in Minecraft will have leather armor and wolf collars that can be dyed, cobblestone walls, item frames, new potions, carrots and golden carrots along with potatoes and baked potatoes, beacons, zombie villagers, bats, witches and more!!

Minecraft by link998 October 13, 2012