King Midas balls

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

by King Crowe April 15, 2022

midbang

while mid air on your snowboard the rider goes limp and tries to make the trick look like no effort was made to do it. In Essenes the snowboarder is claiming the air/trick/landing before he is even finished. Its tacky but people can make it work. Avoid postbang at all costs!!!

shaggy had that trick before he even landed it. So much midbang it looked like he didn't do any work.

by dirty shizzel November 23, 2007

midasuno

an amazing band hailing from Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales, UK.
often abbreviated to "'suno"
comprising of Scott Andrews (vocals), Gavin Jessop (bass), Matt Riste (Drums), Chris Morgan (guitar), Lyndon Jones (samples, Fx, keyboards). Currently Midasuno have recruited Ryan From Pete's Sake for extra guitars while Scott's hand recovers. This may become a permenant fixture

You off the the 'suno gig tonight?

by 44caliber August 31, 2005

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

Midas Sex

The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.

Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!

by Ganyu March 24, 2021