McDonalds Shit

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.

McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit

by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 10, 2009

Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

mcdonald dad

a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.

just look at him, he ai'nt a proper dad he's one of those mcdonald dad's

by b@il69 July 2, 2009

Ronald McDonald

A gay clown who makes out with little boys. Known to fart in public. One day will be fatter than China. He likes eating teenage women. Loves dolls!

He's such a Ronald McDonald.

by TEEKNS December 28, 2005

Wrath of Mcdonald's

When you take a big dump after eating a big McDonald's meal

That's a big Wrath of Mcdonald's you got there johnny.

by Cinders2Ashes June 4, 2016

McDonalds

An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.

I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!

by Kyle February 16, 2005

mcdonald's fuckboy

The assholes who made a grilled chicken patty be $2 but a gotdamn mcdouble $1.29

... FUCKBOYS

Those mcdonald's fuckboys are at it again

by fartnuget March 18, 2015