Matteo Carlos

He's a legend. That's all I need to say.

You're such a Matteo Carlos man.

by sobbgolbd March 06, 2024

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Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.

I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.

by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021

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Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES

Matteo or Matt is the best.

by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021

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Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".

Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022

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matteo and aya

the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.

aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you

matteo and aya

by cumtainer February 25, 2024

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