Matteo

Big Retard go boom boom, disabled, plays basketball on sand inside a tank

Guy: Whats up Matteo
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER

by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023

Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

matteo

Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes

Bro i saw a matteo last night.

I wish i was a matteo

by Matteo is so fine April 28, 2024

Matteo

A poes

Matteo is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025

Matteo

A person who is a poes

" look there is a Matteo" meaning, look there is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025

matteo

when the gift of God is a fuckboi

Girl A: I wanna date that boy
Boy: As in me cause I'm the gift of God after all
Girl B: Haha stfu Matteo

by suck_my_d33 August 30, 2025

Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet

Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet

by Allovesit September 25, 2025