by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016

by Wikerbiker October 2, 2022

A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible
by stubaOG January 25, 2022

A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.
Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
by Fine Editor November 23, 2021

Alternatives include: Mattinand, Mattentino, Matthanuel, Mattington, Mattholemew, Matticus, Mattimilian, Mattentine, Mattovanni, and ofc
Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection
Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.
Definitely one of the best people you can get to know
Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection
Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.
Definitely one of the best people you can get to know
by Beth the root veg September 18, 2025

A bad ass bitch who don't take shit from no one also one of my bestfriends. She will fuck you up so take a step back before you throw hand's with her !
by Hey thete September 2, 2017
