Mati Phenomenon

The once in a lifetime opportunity to see a zoot worse than a Kuba roll.

'Holy shit man, what the fuck have you done?'

'Com here guys, I just witnessed a Mati Phenomenon!'

*sees a really shitty rolled zoot*

by gunykxx May 7, 2023

Mati

Someone who is homosexual and likes other boys

Mati: do you wanna kiss
George: no your gay

by FozzyBro May 12, 2023

Mati

Mati is a name commonly depicted from the name: Matilda. She can be annoying and rude and usually plays video games alone by herself. She doesn't pull apart from ugly, rude guys. She has no friends apart from that one person who doesn't like her. She eats stuffed animals for breakfast and is controlling of her pets. Dont trust a Mati. As she wont give you million. xoxo

" GUYS, do you know who Mati likes?"
"probably a ugly guy"

by lionrawrxoxo1 November 1, 2022

Matis

Matis a name for a handsome man, with an energy that draws people in. Someone with this name is proud of where they come from and are willing to serve an protect it. They also happen to either be very athletic or not athletic at all. They often find themselves drawn to hands on jobs, like woodworking, welding, etc.

It's not surprising that Matis went to the military.

by 1_Charlotte_1 January 20, 2022

Mati

A wanker who has anal sex with his dog. A polish boy that gets gassed up by his friends too much.

Look at Mati, he just finished the sex with his dog.

by bananaman38765 May 31, 2022

Mati

Mati is one of my best friends and she is insane. If you now a Mati then know that they can be angry, annoyed, and seem to hate you, but deep down they love you A LOT. They tend to enjoy soccer, however will never say that they are good. They love dogs and have at least 3, definitely have many pets. Mati's are compassionate and proud and always judging. (but lovingly) She is THAT friend strong, bold and true. They also oddly love Marvel. Love you Mati.

Mati is so mean but I love her.

by 1234508my June 8, 2021

Matis

one sexy mfs

¨That dude a Matis¨

by anonymous November 22, 2021