Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
by Saxdaddy February 1, 2008
The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?
by lunarlovers May 14, 2011
Seems like a nice person. Always full of good ideas and nice to talk to. Seems very friendly and always willing to talk.
Lunar Storm is a nice friend.
by Mot Studios November 16, 2004
by Davion Grey October 9, 2017
by Dr. Phill October 2, 2003
While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021