The lube fairy

The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.

The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.

"Yo how did this bottle of lube get here? "
"It's obviously the lube fairy who has been here!"

by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017

Hell lube

When your dick burst into fire while in the liver in jasossss pancreas

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy pronoun hell lube

by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 4, 2018

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Youtube and lube

The ghetto version of Netflix and Chill for One.

After Jerome left his wife, it was no longer Hulu and hang it was Youtube and lube.

by CherrySprinkles November 13, 2015

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

lazy lube

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

by Santaginas May 6, 2009