The lube fairy

The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.

The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.

"Yo how did this bottle of lube get here? "
"It's obviously the lube fairy who has been here!"

by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

Hell lube

When your dick burst into fire while in the liver in jasossss pancreas

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy pronoun hell lube

by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 5, 2018

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Youtube and lube

The ghetto version of Netflix and Chill for One.

After Jerome left his wife, it was no longer Hulu and hang it was Youtube and lube.

by CherrySprinkles September 29, 2015

Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them

It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her

by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019

lube dispenser

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Made popular by the Anal only lifestyle group.

Marissa loves it when I go straight to anal sex without touching her pussy first. She gets so horny that her pussy becomes a literal Lube Dispenser that keeps her asshole nice and wet.

by Shady@Best July 3, 2017