dirty louie

When your having sex in the missionary position and you tell your girl to open her mouth so you can spit in it and have her swallow it.

My girl loves to swallow my dirty louies.

by South side 35th louie November 10, 2019

King Louie

monkey king from the jungle book.

king louie is a monkey

by d.barr August 6, 2008

Clare Louise

Pussy Willow; A beautiful, charming, intellectual girl whose company you will sorely miss. At first glance Clare Louise may come off as a shy individual, however the more you get to know her, the more you realize she has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including herself. Unique, simple yet equally as intricate, she's the incarnation of perfection; taco bell sauce

Johnny: Hey John you see that chick over there?
John: Oh yea bro, that's a total pussy willow
Johnny: She's beautiful bro
John: Yeh, that's a total Clare Louise right there...
Johnny: Yeh....
John: Yeh?
Johnny: Yeh....
John: Yeh....taco bell sauce...

by yo mommas orchid July 28, 2011

Louise

An amazing example of how beautiful and mind-bendingly complex nature can be. She will always be in your world even if you’re not in hers. There is an invisible veil that hides her from anyone who hasn’t met her to avoid constant crowds forming but once you do meet her she will be in your life forever and you will know just how perfect she is in every single way imaginable. Simple minded folk will see her perfections as “flaws” and they will never live a happy life. Being ignored by a Louise is the worst fate imaginable and you will be in a constant state of depression.

1: Did you see that glorious display of perfection?
2: Yeah, She’s definitely a Louise. Nothing else could be so amazing.

by CoolPersonButNotTheCoolest February 15, 2018

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Jeez Louise

A amazing and kid friendly way to say Jesus Christ . The phrase is the best phrase in the universe

Human 1: snaps someone’s neck
Human 2: Jeez Louise

by ♌️ October 20, 2019

louie the fifth

It's a White Russian with Cognac, but since it has Cognac it's a White Frenchman. It's a White Frenchman with a secret twist.. coffee, and who drinks coffee? Kings do. So the drink is named "Louie the Fifth", Louie not only refers to the king but also the creator of the drink.

Look, just try this amazing shit:

2 parts Cognac
1 part Kahlua
1 part Coffee
Add milk (1 1/2 parts recommended)
Served on the rocks

Excuse me. May I get a Louie the Fifth? Keep the change.

Excuse me Bartender? May I get a white russian, but with coffee and cognac?... You mean a Louie the Fifth dumbass?

I don't usually drink white russians.. but when I do.. I make a Louie the Fifth

Yo.. Louie the Fifth? with dat coffee shit in there?!?

Have you tried a Louie the Fifth?

Bitch walk up there and get me a Louie the Fifth... FOR FREE.

by The Real Louie the Fifth June 28, 2017