Litty

Pronounced: lit-ee. Adjective

Reaching the pinnacle of 'lit-ness.' The ultimate expression of extreme satisfaction, coolness or dopeness.

Pioneered by Miguel, Christy, Erik and Will from the 559.

Dude, this Ampersand ice cream is litty af.

I love our fam, we're so f***kin' litty.

That kitty sure is litty.

by MiggyG07 April 18, 2017

litty committee

a lit group, popularized by youtuber maximillianmus

Alex is in the litty committee. Ty is in the shitty committee

by Noob city January 28, 2019

Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.

I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.

by mad genius December 5, 2010

Pixie Lott

Over privileged and under-talened British singer, who probably believes that her success in the music world is as a result of a wonderful voice and incisive lyrics, rather than as a result of her just being a great piece of ass who parades herself in hot pants and semi-transulcent vest tops.

A metaphor for anyone who believes their personal success in life is down to anything other than the way they look.

Example 1:
Office Jock 1: Jeez, Marilu climbed the corporate ladder pretty quick.

Office Jock 2: Yeah, and she thinks it's down to actual ability. What a Pixie Lott.

Example 1:
Roadie 1: Who's gear is this we're shifting?

Roadie 2: Just some slag who thinks she famous for her singing and songwriting; you know, like Pixie Lott.

by jpeterman September 5, 2009

Litty

What cool people in 2018 say instead of “lit” which is so last year

“Litty! Litty!”

by Miss Deed January 14, 2018

lil lottie

someone who is not capable of performing/doing normal things. He/she will most defiantly be bisexual, and slap every females ass as they walk by.

"oh god did you see that person, so fricking stupid!!" yeah dude i bet she a Lil lottie

by doge lover August 26, 2017

Lottery

False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.

Billy spent $100 on lottery tickets and didn't even win that much back.

by Matt..... August 23, 2008