Lotte

This person is like best version of human :3 , she is kind hearted with most beautiful heart one can have always helping others with any issue a good friend to anyone if the vibes matches .the features she got damn like every single thing her is perfect like angel made by god personally under his supervision . The promises she gives always keeps and she is motivated and most passionate person u might meet . Lotte is perfect and lovely person ❤️And yess most weird person u might in your life and she will make your life like that too so enjoy her always

Lotte is fucking awesome person

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Luttenberger

A Luttenberger is a cleft vagina lip

Someone who has a cleft vagina lip would be known as a Luttenberger

by Iloveluttenbergers May 30, 2022

uterus lottery

Slang term for being born to a more / less privileged family.

Even though many celebrities have won the uterus lottery, many of them are morally deficient because of it.

by Jonas W January 6, 2008

chick lottery

an ugly and/or nerdish guy dating or married to a hot looking women

see that hot babe with that nerd. he must have hit the chick lottery

by nelpine1965 June 24, 2008

parking lotting

when people have nothing else to do so they just sit in a vehicle at night with 1 or more friends in a shady parking lot, and pig out and/or discuss life
referred to as "lotting" as short, or lets go "lot"

person1: yo man i just got a shitload of food from wawa, and i have a lot to get off my chest
person2: you want to go parking lotting?

by shitheadasshole December 30, 2008

Fingernail Lottery

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.

Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens

by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010

Tinder Lottery

Closing your eyes and clicking the 'Like' button until your free Tinder matches run out.

Person 1: I just can't seem to get any matches on Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?

by Richmannnnnn February 1, 2018