It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
by Joe August 16, 2004
A "city" in Southern California that really will, seriously, sink into the Pacific Ocean one day. That isn't just a joke, most geologist say it will happen. That is probably why every other city in America is sending all of its assholes there, so that when it does sink, the USA will be free of the worst of it's citizens. For whatever reason, LA likes to think it is in the same league as cities like New York and London. It isn't even close. If the San Adreas fault doesn't crack and send Los Angeles plumiting to the bottom of the ocean within the next 20 years, I suggest that we evacuate the 20 or so good people out of it and use it as a nuclear testing site. It already resembles and has the air quality of one, might as well make it official
by Nixter August 13, 2005
in a nutshell from a Native.
Mid-City is TRUE LA
Hancock Park > Beverly Hills
Pacific Palisades > Malibu
HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE
Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.
Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"
while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City
Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter
Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.
UCLA > University of South Central
*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.
Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)
north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes
dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there
People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.
The Redline is for tourists and valley people
THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.
the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.
WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.
WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
Mid-City is TRUE LA
Hancock Park > Beverly Hills
Pacific Palisades > Malibu
HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE
Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.
Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"
while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City
Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter
Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.
UCLA > University of South Central
*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.
Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)
north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes
dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there
People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.
The Redline is for tourists and valley people
THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.
the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.
WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.
WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
by premeblacks December 3, 2011
L.A. is a city whose infrastructure is about to collapse because of overcrowding and financial troubles. Most of this is due to the overwhelming influx of illegal aliens from Mexico moving in at the speed of a plague. They don't pay taxes to help maintain the roads, hospitals and other services that they consume illegally, and for which the rest of us who work and pay taxes have to pay for.
by Realizing I'm being outnumbered and planning to get out of this sewer. February 11, 2005
One of the biggest cities in the world. Major ethnic groups are Mexican, Black, Iranian (especially Iranian Jews), Korean and White.
by aguynamedandy September 28, 2005
Los Angeles - It seems that everything of cultural importance (or nearly everything) in the U.S. revolves around what happens in two places: New York and Los Angeles.
by Worcester_Raymond March 28, 2004
A cancerous tumor on the bunghole of America. Overpriced, Overpolluted Overcrowded Overpopulated and Overrated. Home of the rudest people on Earth and the worst drivers as well. The weather is always disgusting (constant year round sunshine means a build up of smog and constant drought conditions). The only solution the brain dead politicians here have is to blame everything on the illegal aliens and build another shopping mall. Public transporation is a joke.
One more thing about illegal aliens. Most of them are just trying to make a living and doing the jobs nobody else wants. I mostly feel sorry for them. Their homes must be real shit holes if Los Angeles is an improbement.
They should change it's name to something more descriptive, like God's Toilet.
One more thing about illegal aliens. Most of them are just trying to make a living and doing the jobs nobody else wants. I mostly feel sorry for them. Their homes must be real shit holes if Los Angeles is an improbement.
They should change it's name to something more descriptive, like God's Toilet.
by IHateL.A. April 29, 2008