lohitha

An inside out beautiful girl who doesn’t want to hurt other’s feelings. Very shy type but once she comes out of the box nobody can stop her. She is a food lover. Also a dog lover but doesn’t own a dog.

Lohitha is cute

by ._.hellothere November 23, 2021

Lindsay Lohan

Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!

I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.

just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.

by Lindsay Nelson NOT Lohan May 9, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A dumb bitch who doen't believe in panties

Lindsay Lohan, please put your clothes back on.

by skankymcskankerskank February 28, 2010

lohanthony

the twerking jesus.

oh my gosh, did you see lohanthony twerk? He HAS to teach me.

by Buttmuffin.☺ March 31, 2013

Lindsay Lohan

The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.

by Mazmorrero January 5, 2012

go Lohando

The artful display of the bared nipples or cooter, typically while entering or exiting a limousine, possibly while accompanied by other tween queens or noted amateur pornographers, in the hopes that such displays of surgery-mangled teats or Cletus-ravage pissflaps will attract the fickle lens of an itinerant paparazzo, with the ultimate goal of garnering column inches in Entertainment Weekly. Historically, actresses and singers of dubious talent have had the dignity and self-respect to limit such displays to the centerfolds of men's magazines--where the graces of airbrushing and a little vaseline on the lens masks all manner of caesarean scars, razorburns, and waxrashes. If this trend continues, it is only a matter of a short span of time and a large pile of blow before the phrase "to go Lohando," in addition to the traditonal nip and quim slips, will also come to include deliberate public displays of one's horribly distended anal pucker and the televised insertion of specula into every unplumbed orifice. But hey, it still beats watching <I>Freaky Friday.</I>

Carlo: I think I might go Lohando, but I'm worried that these Daisy Dukes might interfere with my dangle.

Gustav: Is that really appropriate for a job interview?

by Harris Bergstein December 24, 2006

Lohaning

Lohaning is self medicating before an important function

I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.

by My fingers feel like ballons August 15, 2012