cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

Armchair Logger

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.

They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.

by GLOTCH November 9, 2010

Brass Logger

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.

Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.

by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 3, 2021

Meat logger

A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy

That meat logger isnt popular in the clubs.

by shutupcunters November 5, 2018

viper image logger

its on top yk lol

ummm viper image logger is fucking good

by estonianguy November 14, 2022

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock

Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself

by totally not matthew May 28, 2018