A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 13, 2023
When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.
by Rumpet July 22, 2021
by iRealms January 13, 2017
Peter from loft the sleep paralysis demon gives you that 11 shisha at loft shisha lounge and tells you the hole science of the carbon dioxides in a shisha
by Sheffield January 07, 2022
I'm at the Coffee Loft.
by Rachelianna Marie. September 24, 2008
An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023
Is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause Shenanigans. It dwells in the state of New York and likes to be lazy. When it's not lazy it travels to cedar point. The loftness is forever alone.
The loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. The workers did not know how to react.
by thedarkchupacabra December 02, 2013