In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010

Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.
by State College December 23, 2023

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.
by Rumpet July 22, 2021

by iRealms January 13, 2017

"hey dudes did you know im a loft enjoyer its so cool right like i enjoy loft so much that i enjoy him bro"
by uhhelloaaa February 9, 2025

When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018
