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couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
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Cedar Lofts

Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.
by State College December 23, 2023
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Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023
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Loft

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.
“I got kicked in the balls yesterday
“Are they in the loft?
Oh yea.”
by Rumpet July 22, 2021
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Loft

Side chick: What are you doing tonight?
Anthony: Lofting like usual
by iRealms January 13, 2017
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Loft Enjoyer

A person who enjoys Loft from the (totally) hit game Loft Tower 2 on Roblox.
"hey dudes did you know im a loft enjoyer its so cool right like i enjoy loft so much that i enjoy him bro"
by uhhelloaaa February 9, 2025
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Kentucky hay loft

When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018
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