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A gay man who possesses a muscular physique combined with significant body hair and a prominent, well-groomed beard. Unlike a standard "Bear," a Lion has very low body fat and high muscle definition. They are characterized by their "mane"—a thick beard that often connects to chest hair—and a commanding, regal presence.
"Did you see the guy at the squat rack? Total Lion—his arms are huge, and that beard is majestic."
Lion by Rhinojonesy December 6, 2025
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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

Lion's paw 

Jamaican greeting common among Rastas and locals of Jamaica. The salutation represents the strength of the lion of Judah. The fingers are curled like the paw of a lion and then interlocked with the other person's fingers and shook for at least 7 seconds.
Ras Wanye greeted his brethren with a lion's paw.

Lion Slicer 

A weird word from the lyrics of Colony of Birchmen off of Mastodon's 2006 album Blood Mountain
Seems however I'm a victim of circumstance

Hunt for ogres and dwarves

Lion slicer
Lion Slicer by blacktooth100proof February 25, 2010

lion cash 

a bill with >:3 written over the face of the bill.

this was started 'last thursday' (4/17/08) and is a global scheme to replace all of the money in the world with 'lioncash'
it is said that eventually lioncash will take over the world and might even cause the destruction of the united states of ameri-lions.

in addition, if you see a lion you can say "OMFG ITS A LION, GET IN MY WALLET" instead of the traditional "GET IN THE CAR"

note : if you have 20$ and a cash exchange machine nearby we urge you to lionize that 20 in return for 5's. lionize those 5's in return for 1's lionize those 1's in return for change. repeat process
"i just tipped our waitress in lion cash"

Lion-Cheetah 

A person who lies about most everything they say, but not only are they a habitual Liar, but also a habitual Cheater.... Yes, they even Lie about Cheating. A well seasoned Lion-Cheetah trusts no one, including themself!
Tiger may be a Cheetah in reality, but Shon is a Lion-Cheetah. He is King of the Jungle!
Lion-Cheetah by Candlezona June 12, 2011
Cum on the woman’s stomach then take your thumb and make a half circle and say simba in a semi ominous tone
Did u just lion king me me???
lion king by Dwright949 October 9, 2018