The Linus

When your little brother acts like a fuckin queer and wont give up his Blankie

by Charlie Brown May 28, 2003

Linus

Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.

Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"

Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."

by crappybull September 1, 2013

Linus

An amazing male , a softy on the inside ( loving and sweet) and an athectic rugby player on the outside. His personality will deceive you meaning you won't know him unless you've known him from the day he was born.

Let's play rugby linus
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by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

Linussy

You know Linus from Linus Tech Tips, his Linussy

Linus really put his entire Linussy into this video

by Kwoink January 11, 2022

Linus

A type of geeky guy who always fails to gain muscle. He is a skinny tech whizz that has had the same squeaky voice for 20 years. He also drops a lot of tech. #LinusDropTips

Person 1: *Drops GPU*
Person 2: "Look at that Linus!"

by moony06 January 31, 2021

linesheet psychosis

abnormal condition of the mind achieved after cramming too many linesheets together in a short period of time (often in "hell week"), and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". People suffering from linesheet psychosis are said to be psychotic.

Sara was found sitting at her cube with a blank look on her face on a friday afteroon, it was clear she was suffering from a servere case of linesheet psychosis.

by Trevis. July 29, 2009

linus westerberg

A guy who will sweep you of your feet and always be there for you. A person with a big and strong figure and blue eyes that you might aswell drown in. The hugs and kisses he'll give you will be with you for the rest of the day. He is the kind of person you'd either want to be bestfriend with or have a romantic relationship with.

Linus Westerberg is such a dream.

He is a typical Linus Westerberg.

by Urbans Santa for everyone December 11, 2016