Linda

A Linda is a middle aged white woman who goes for power walks and eats salad for all three meals of the day. Linda the the person to have a son who listens to rap music so she tries to he hip by saying "what's the hizzle my nizzle!?"

I was at the grocery store and a Linda was looking at the organic dish washer soap

by Littlelinda69 September 14, 2017

Linda

A counter-terrorist woman specialized in destroying ISIS. Also known as "The Kebab Krusher".

"I will destroy ISIS.", said Linda

by Re:MEME:Ber December 2, 2019

Linda

The baddest bitch you will ever meet in your entire life.
She’s a girlboss.

A: Is that Linda?

B: must be, cause she’s a girlboss.

by stigliano November 22, 2021

Linda

girl with way too much self-esteem
loves only herself

Linda: pääsk

by zzz1443 October 14, 2019

Linda

Linda is a woman who has issues with race hate. Linda's biggest conflict is that she has a deep hate for black people and a deep love for multiple black dicks at any given point of the day. Linda can usually be spotted near dumpsters behind fast food restaurants getting reamed by multiple government assisted African Americans. In Linda's free time she frequently worships figurines that reminisce days of slavery in hopes of covering her deep need to be a slave from said community. If there are unlimited amounts of black dicks in the room with Linda, records will be set. Linda is a master chef at spaghetti-o's.

Linda likes multiple black cocks.

by infectedA July 17, 2017

LINDA

acts like the best in the world

in reality its a meh

MIGHT CALL A MANAGER

OH MY GOD..STOP BEING SUCH A LINDA

by yerruglylad July 20, 2019

Linda

Vibrating

Vibrators are Linda’s favorite

by Ilodoyodo September 26, 2019